Fifty Shades of Chicken

Fifty Shades of Chicken

  • Author : F.L. Fowler
  • Publisher : Clarkson Potter
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 160
  • ISBN-10 : 0385345232
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Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

Fifty Shades of Gravy A Christian gets Saucy!

Fifty Shades of Gravy A Christian gets Saucy! [Hallee Bridgeman,Hallee the Homemaker™]

  • Author : Hallee Bridgeman,Hallee the Homemaker™
  • Publisher : House of Bread Books™
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Humor
  • Total Pages : 150
  • ISBN-10 : 1939603021
Fifty Shades of Gravy "a Christian Gets Saucy!" is a cookbook wrapped in a parody surrounded by a comedy with a tongue firmly inserted into a cheek – but … GET BOOK
Baking Bad

Baking Bad [Walter Wheat]

  • Author : Walter Wheat
  • Publisher : Hachette Books
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 128
  • ISBN-10 : 031638187X
What do you do when the greatest TV show ever has come to an end and you no longer have ground-breaking, meth-related drama to get you through the long win … GET BOOK
I'd Rather Be Short

I'd Rather Be Short [Becky Murphy]

  • Author : Becky Murphy
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Humor
  • Total Pages : 112
  • ISBN-10 : 0698146905
"5'1 is the new 6'2, and Becky's book proves it."—Kristen Bell Leggy supermodels and pro basketball players be warned: being tall doesn’t mean you’re … GET BOOK
The Snacking Dead

The Snacking Dead [D. B. Walker]

  • Author : D. B. Walker
  • Publisher : Clarkson Potter
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 160
  • ISBN-10 : 0804185166
For fans of AMC's The Walking Dead, Max Brooks, and all things zombies, the clever creators of Fifty Shades of Chicken hack a new parody cookbook filled wi … GET BOOK
Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey [Fanny Merkin,Andrew Shaffer]

  • Author : Fanny Merkin,Andrew Shaffer
  • Publisher : Da Capo Press
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Fiction
  • Total Pages : 224
  • ISBN-10 : 0306822008
Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able … GET BOOK
Americanah

Americanah [Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie]

  • Author : Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
  • Publisher : Knopf Canada
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Fiction
  • Total Pages : 272
  • ISBN-10 : 0345807464
WINNER 2013 – National Book Critics Circle Award for Fiction FINALIST 2014 – Baileys Women’s Prize for Fiction FINALIST 2014 – Andrew Carnegie Meda … GET BOOK
Tequila Mockingbird

Tequila Mockingbird [Tim Federle]

  • Author : Tim Federle
  • Publisher : Running Press
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 160
  • ISBN-10 : 0762448768
December 2013: Goodreads Choice Award (Food & Cookbooks) December 2013: Entertainment Weekly Great Gifts for Book Lovers December 2013: BookPage Best of 20 … GET BOOK
The Gingerbread Kama Sutra

The Gingerbread Kama Sutra [Patti Paige]

  • Author : Patti Paige
  • Publisher : Kyle Books
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 64
  • ISBN-10 : 0857839365
Need to spice up your love life? The Gingerbread Kama Sutra is here to help. With chapters ranging from Easy to Advanced to Expert, there's a gingerbread p … GET BOOK
Precious Gifts

Precious Gifts [Danielle Steel]

  • Author : Danielle Steel
  • Publisher : Delacorte Press
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Fiction
  • Total Pages : 336
  • ISBN-10 : 0804179646
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Handsome, widowed, sophisticated, utterly charming, Paul Parker won the heart of a wealthy young Frenchwoman—the daughter of an … GET BOOK
The Smitten Kitchen Cookbook

The Smitten Kitchen Cookbook [Deb Perelman]

  • Author : Deb Perelman
  • Publisher : Appetite by Random House
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 336
  • ISBN-10 : 0449015807
NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER • Celebrated food blogger and best-selling cookbook author Deb Perelman knows just the thing for a Tuesday night, or your most … GET BOOK
The Cookie Sutra

The Cookie Sutra [Edward Jaye]

  • Author : Edward Jaye
  • Publisher : Workman Publishing
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Humor
  • Total Pages : 64
  • ISBN-10 : 076115972X
For the lovers, for the adventurous, for the curious, for the bakers. Especially for the bakers. Birds do it, bees do it. And guess what—cookies do it, t … GET BOOK
Rebel Homemaker

Rebel Homemaker [Drew Barrymore,Pilar Valdes]

  • Author : Drew Barrymore,Pilar Valdes
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Health & Fitness
  • Total Pages : 240
  • ISBN-10 : 0593184114
Drew Barrymore has always done things in her own unique way—including how she cooks, lives, and finds happiness at home. In her first lifestyle and cookb … GET BOOK
See You on Sunday

See You on Sunday [Sam Sifton]

  • Author : Sam Sifton
  • Publisher : Random House
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 384
  • ISBN-10 : 0679605150
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From the New York Times food editor and former restaurant critic comes a cookbook to help us rediscover the art of Sunday sup … GET BOOK
The Sharper Your Knife, the Less You Cry

The Sharper Your Knife, the Less You Cry [Kathleen Flinn]

  • Author : Kathleen Flinn
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Biography & Autobiography
  • Total Pages : 304
  • ISBN-10 : 1440638195
Kathleen Flinn's unforgettable, New York Times Bestselling account of her French culinary adventures Kathleen Flinn was a thirty-six-year-old middle manage … GET BOOK
Glitter and Glam

Glitter and Glam [Melanie Mills]

  • Author : Melanie Mills
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Health & Fitness
  • Total Pages : 160
  • ISBN-10 : 0698154525
Dazzling Makeup Tips for Date Night, Club Night, and Beyond Maximize the glam, access your inner diva, grab the glitter, and get excited about makeup! With … GET BOOK
Fork Me, Spoon Me

Fork Me, Spoon Me [Amy Reiley]

  • Author : Amy Reiley
  • Publisher : Life of Reiley
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 144
  • ISBN-10 : 0977412040
Exploring the world’s most potent aphrodisiacs for steaming up the kitchen or bedroom (or wherever), this cookbook from a leading authority on sensual fo … GET BOOK
Fifty Shades of Kale

Fifty Shades of Kale [Drew Ramsey, M.D.,Jennifer Iserloh]

  • Author : Drew Ramsey, M.D.,Jennifer Iserloh
  • Publisher : Harper Collins
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 176
  • ISBN-10 : 0062272896
Kale gets sexy in Fifty Shades of Kale by Drew Ramsey, M.D., and Jennifer Iserloh, with 50 recipes that are mouth-wateringly delicious and do a body good. … GET BOOK
Eat This Book

Eat This Book [Tyler Florence]

  • Author : Tyler Florence
  • Publisher : Clarkson Potter
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 288
  • ISBN-10 : 0307953726
While traveling the globe as the host of Food Network’s hit TV shows Tyler’s Ultimate and Food 911, Tyler Florence developed a unique perspective on ho … GET BOOK
The Hairy Bikers' Everyday Winners

The Hairy Bikers' Everyday Winners [Hairy Bikers]

  • Author : Hairy Bikers
  • Publisher : Seven Dials
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 288
  • ISBN-10 : 1841884324
THE FANTASTIC NEW SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER. Big flavours. Good ingredients. Uncomplicated food. That's what Si King and Dave Myers, AKA the Hairy Bikers, ar … GET BOOK
The Flavor Bible

The Flavor Bible [Andrew Dornenburg,Karen Page]

  • Author : Andrew Dornenburg,Karen Page
  • Publisher : Little, Brown
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 392
  • ISBN-10 : 0316039845
The timeless guide to culinary creativity and flavor exploration, based on the wisdom of the world's most innovative chefs Eight years in the making, The F … GET BOOK
This Must Be the Place

This Must Be the Place [Rachael Ray]

  • Author : Rachael Ray
  • Publisher : Ballantine Books
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 352
  • ISBN-10 : 0593357221
Rachael Ray presents 125+ recipes straight from her home kitchen in upstate New York, with personal stories on loss, gratitude, and the special memories th … GET BOOK
Cookin' with Coolio

Cookin' with Coolio [Coolio]

  • Author : Coolio
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 224
  • ISBN-10 : 9781439149737
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT COOLIO'S BEEN DOING LONGER THAN RAPPING: COOKING Coolio started making thirty-minute meals when he was ten years old and has si … GET BOOK
FOODHEIM

FOODHEIM [Eric Wareheim]

  • Author : Eric Wareheim
  • Publisher : Ten Speed Press
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 304
  • ISBN-10 : 198485853X
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From one half of the cult comedy duo Tim & Eric comes the culinary bible for modern food freaks, showing you how to throw epi … GET BOOK
A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches

A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches [Tyler Kord]

  • Author : Tyler Kord
  • Publisher : Clarkson Potter
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 192
  • ISBN-10 : 0804186421
“Tyler and his approach to sandwiches are equal parts clever, hilarious, and deeply dirty (in all the right ways). I’m obsessed with the never-ending p … GET BOOK
The Barefoot Contessa Cookbook

The Barefoot Contessa Cookbook [Ina Garten]

  • Author : Ina Garten
  • Publisher : Clarkson Potter
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 256
  • ISBN-10 : 0307956059
Ina Garten and The Barefoot Contessa Cookbook provide the perfect recipe for hosting parties that are easy and fun for everyone--including the cook. For mo … GET BOOK
Bridging English

Bridging English [Joseph O. Milner,Lucy F. Milner,Joan F Mitchell]

  • Author : Joseph O. Milner,Lucy F. Milner,Joan F Mitchell
  • Publisher : Pearson
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Education
  • Total Pages : 552
  • ISBN-10 : 0134198158
This is the eBook of the printed book and may not include any media, website access codes, or print supplements that may come packaged with the bound book. … GET BOOK
Will Write for Food

Will Write for Food [Dianne Jacob]

  • Author : Dianne Jacob
  • Publisher : Hachette Go
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 352
  • ISBN-10 : 0306873982
Do you love both food and writing and want to know the secrets of bestselling cookbook authors, successful food bloggers and freelance writers? Noted journ … GET BOOK
Tools der Titanen

Tools der Titanen [Tim Ferriss]

  • Author : Tim Ferriss
  • Publisher : FinanzBuch Verlag
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Self-Help
  • Total Pages : 736
  • ISBN-10 : 3960920326
"Ich habe dieses Buch, mein ultimatives Notizbuch voller nützlicher Werkzeuge, für mich selbst kreiert. Es hat mein Leben verändert und ich hoffe, dir w … GET BOOK
Fifty Shades vom Huhn

Fifty Shades vom Huhn [F. L. Fowler]

  • Author : F. L. Fowler
  • Publisher : Riva Verlag
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Cooking
  • Total Pages : 160
  • ISBN-10 : 3864138078
Knackige Schenkel, straff verschnürt; saftige Brüste, die auf den leidenschaftlichen Biss der Zähne warten; weiche, nachgiebige Lenden, von denen das Ö … GET BOOK
Mästarnas metoder: Framgång

Mästarnas metoder: Framgång [Timothy Ferriss]

  • Author : Timothy Ferriss
  • Publisher : Louise Bäckelin Förlag
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Self-Help
  • Total Pages : 295
  • ISBN-10 : 9177990099
Av succéförfattaren bakom 4-timmar arbetsvecka och 4-timmarskroppen. Under de senaste två åren har Timothy Ferriss intervjuat över 200 personer som pr … GET BOOK
Designing and Leading a Successful SAR

Designing and Leading a Successful SAR [Patti Britton,Robert E. Dunlap]

  • Author : Patti Britton,Robert E. Dunlap
  • Publisher : Routledge
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Psychology
  • Total Pages : 198
  • ISBN-10 : 1315301091
This professional guidebook and training manual introduces the Sexual Attitudes Reassessment and Restructuring (SAR) training program for professionals wor … GET BOOK
Factory Man

Factory Man [Beth Macy]

  • Author : Beth Macy
  • Publisher : Little, Brown
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Business & Economics
  • Total Pages : 464
  • ISBN-10 : 0316231568
The instant New York Times bestseller about one man's battle to save hundreds of jobs by demonstrating the greatness of American business. The Bassett Furn … GET BOOK
Shimmy Down the Chimney

Shimmy Down the Chimney [A.J. Llewellyn]

  • Author : A.J. Llewellyn
  • Publisher : eXtasy Books
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Fiction
  • Total Pages : 62
  • ISBN-10 : 1487425821
A few days before Christmas, select members of LAPD’s Threat Management Unit, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of West Hollywood, gather for an unexpected holi … GET BOOK
Iron Skillet Man the Stark Truth about Pepper and Pots

Iron Skillet Man the Stark Truth about Pepper and Pots [Hallee Bridgeman,Hallee the Homemaker™ ]

  • Author : Hallee Bridgeman,Hallee the Homemaker™
  • Publisher : House of Bread Books™
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Humor
  • Total Pages : 262
  • ISBN-10 : 1939603250
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a cookbook! Move over men of steel! Make room mutants, aliens, and chemically or radioactively enhanced rescuers! Prepare t … GET BOOK
The Walking Bread the Bread Will Rise!

The Walking Bread the Bread Will Rise! [Hallee Bridgeman,Hallee the Homemaker™]

  • Author : Hallee Bridgeman,Hallee the Homemaker™
  • Publisher : House of Bread Books™
  • Release : 2012-12-04
  • Category: Humor
  • Total Pages : 150
  • ISBN-10 : 1939603099
The Walking Bread is a cookbook wrapped in a parody surrounded by a comedy with a tongue firmly inserted into a cheek — but the recipes are "dead serious … GET BOOK